An open letter to the driver of that shiny black car this morning

It is a left-turn lane. It’s labeled with road markings and signs and everything. See the red circle in the picture there? Yeah, that means you’re supposed to follow that green line. I follow the blue line. (Please note: The colored lines are not actually there in real life.) You were not supposed to go straight, and that’s why I got in front of you.

You also did not succeed in scaring me to move over with your aggressive driving because your car is all nice and shiny and black with fancy tinted windows and mine’s a ’96 Saturn that has been repaired with Super Glue and red tape.

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